Euphoria

1. I am not a part of you. 
2. Yes, you are definitely the reincarnated omnipotent being. I praise thou for being cursed of perfection. Anyway, sarcasm aside. Let go of the limelight, or at least share it with me. You're not the only one who could turn leper into a beauty queen.
3. Do not desist Self-conceited, talk. While I hear no more vowels and consonants and start tasting foods with my eyes.
4. I've been inventing a number of oxymoron-phrases for the past ten minutes only to say how much I love you. Yet still I've failed looking for an alternative. This has been the nth attempt. Them three words is probably enough.
   
5. Hello hormones. Fugyu.
   

Sabi niya, oo nga, biyaya ka nga. Pero ngayon nasaan na ko? Andito ako sa tabi ng bakod na pinatayo mo sa pagitan nating dalawa. Nagliliwaliw ka habang ako ay nakasandal sa pader, umiiyak habang sinisigaw ang salitang "Patawad" ng paulit-ulit. Sampung taon na ang nakakalipas, hindi mo pa rin ako madinig. Sinukuan na kita.

Sabi niya, oo, mahal kita. Tangang nakatulala at walang kayang sabihin, iyon ako. Iyon ako nung mga panahong umamin siya. Walang salitang namumuo na pupuwedeng bumuo sa isang puwang sa loob ng pangungusap na gusto kong sabihin sa kanya. Bumusangot nalang ako't humingi ng tawad. "Pasensya na't hindi ko maibigay sayo ang gusto mo.. subukan ko man, pilitin ko man, para sa iba ang tibok ng puso ko. Patawad."

Hindi ko alam kung tanga ba ako ngayon para palipasin na naman ang ganitong pangyayari. Nalilito na naman ako sa konsepto ng tama at ng mali.

It's sembreak! 3 weeks! Free from pressures.

Hindi ako makapag-post ng pictures dito sa Multiply, kaya sa mismong katapusan ng semester na ito ay dali-dali akong makiki-internet sa iba o mag-Netopia. Alang-ala lang sa mga litrato kong nananabik ng lumabas sa midya. :)) Paumanhin sa mga naiinip na. 4 albums na ang pending.

Rapids & Gilligans

Walang pasok bukas. Yehey. May pahinga na naman ako at makukumpleto ko uli ang tulog ko. Masarap maging batugan. Kaya ito, salamat at mabuhay sa mga kapatid nating Muslim! Hoo-rey!

 

**WARNING: VERY OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE and DESCRIPTIONS were used by the author of the blog entry below, which i received in an email, copied and reposted.
Isa pang BABALA: Maaring magkaroon ng atake sa puso sa tindi ng galit/inis/pagkasuklam. Personal comments will be written at the end of this entry.
"blue and yellow"

fuck talaga, nanakawan ako.

yesterday i made punta to the birthday party of my high school friend who is currently making aral sa ust ngayon. syempre im not gonna go na sana kasi puro mga friends nya from ust yung nandun, ede im gonna be put out of place lang from their uber mediocre culture, pero sumama na rin ako out of shame para sa friend kong magtatampo raw sakin if hindi ako pumunta. besides, birthday naman nya so i made bigay na. and sabi nung isa pa naming high school barkada, she's gonna go rin daw so may kasama naman ako. eh fuck, hindi nagpunta. so ayun, na-op rin ako sa mga super mediocre na thomasians, at kinailangan ko talagang magtiis sa sobrang tangang kultura ng mga hampaslupa.

and guess what, speaking of hampaslupa, ninakawan ba naman ako ng mga pakshet na bobong hindi naman nakapasa ng acet?! i didnt bring food kasi dahil nga sobrang biglaan lang yung invitation ng friend ko, but if ever napaaga siya, i will make volunteer pa talaga para sagutin yung catering. so i told her about it. "bhe," i said, bhe ang tawagan namin kasi we used to role-play as lovers nung hayskul, "wala akong dalang food eh. okay lang ba?"

she told me na okay lang naman daw. and then i made banat a joke, "sorry bhe ah, lam mo kasi hindi ako sanay magdala ng food sa mga outings, so i made sure na lang that i made dala a lot of money."
actually, it's not a joke. as usual, marami talaga akong pera. around seven hundred yata. i know that's still kinda sad for a super talino and super mayamang atenista like me, pero since we're gonna go to a sobrang mumurahing resort lang naman nearby and since super mumurahin lang ng mga thomasians, i thought it's not a bad amount na.

im so fucking sure talaga na may pera ako nun. kasi mom gave me five hundred bucks before she left home for work (my mom manages our own technology company nga pala). plus yung halos three-hundred na natira from last week's allowance, i have about eight hundred. eh syempre i had to communicate with my high school friend. but then she cant text me kasi i'm smart and she's using sun cellular (my god, imagine that! how cheap. kinagat ang super amoy-araw na offer ng pang-promding network. buhay-squatter talaga). so i had to buy that 50-peso load na seven days unlimited texts (which is so, oh my god, kadiri talaga). ede ayan, halos seven hundred na yung money ko.

eh malay ko ba naman na while i made that joke, meron palang thomasian who was making pakinig to me. well of course makikinig talaga sya sakin. atenista ako eh. whatever comes out of my mouth is so full of brilliant ideas. well anyway, ayun. so habang we were making langoy to the eww so init na tubig dahil siguro nagdisperse na yung heat from those super kadiring putikang thomasian bodies, may mga naiwan (leftovers) na thomasians dun sa table where we made lagay our bags. and im sure, someone was making panood to me while i took off my shirt to make pakita my super attractive atenean body and i made lagay my authentic tommy hilfiger wallet sa bag ko. and then yun, while i was making tiis talaga na wag masuka dun sa tubig out of respect na lang sa high school friend kong may birthday kahit na diring-diring na talaga me to those retards in the pool, one of those cock-sucking thomasians made bukas my bag and stole my money. so fucking kakainis.

oh well, wala naman akong evidence pero common sense na lang na sila yun. mahirap lang sila eh. i didnt make hanap na kung who among them yung nagnakaw ng money ko. i mean, thomasians are poor fucked up pitsqueaks who are so uhaw sa tubig españa (uste), just like what my super brilliant fil12 profs say when they talk about post-modernism and marxism (i bet none of those stupidong thomasians know what im talking about). you know, yung mga super poor na mga anak-putik like them are sometimes left without a choice other than making nakaw on other people's money, so instead of making galit to them dahil baka mamaya kung ano pang super smart na salita ang lumabas from my purely atenean mouth, i just thought na it's my way of helping poor people.

although syempre, i also felt pagkainis for them. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're the smartest people in the world, we have feelings too. there was a time nga talaga na gusto ko na sanang makipag-fist fight with them. they're so mayabang kasi eh, despite the fact that i made tiis to my own emotions, cuz we ateneans are not making padala to our urges. we use our brains. there's this thomasian guy who thinks he's so darn fucking hot that while i was making shower in the (duh) shower, he walked around naked ba naman? i cant make paniwala nga how he managed to be that confident about himself. well of course i didnt look. i mean, we ateneans always have bigger members. pero the nakakainis na part here is he was like making lakas his boses, "oy maghuhubad ako ah. tangina pare pakialam ko sa titi mo meron din ako nyan. ganun nga kami sa locker room ng boys sa ust eh, lahat kami nakahubo."

so mediocre talaga. he's like making parinig to me pa talaga?! kaya nga i got even more disgusted eh. i mean, we ateneans, even though we're guys? we dont just go around the public naked cuz our bodies are so mamahalin. like, if you make your body public, it's so cheap. we ateneans have always been told through our jesuit, catholic, filipino education that our body is the temple of the holy spirit. no wonder sobrang babang uri ng mga people ang mga thomasians.
sigh.. they're so grabe talaga. of course i didn't make sermon on him na kasi he's gonna have access pa to quality ateneo education. pero im never gonna go out na talaga with those dimwitted cocksuckers. hay naku, thomasians... they so fucking make chupa to my atenean dick. kaya nga bagay na bagay talaga silang magchampion sa uaap season 69 eh.

siguro it's just that we ateneans aren't in the same dumb stupid boat like the thomasians. if that happened, maghahalo ang mga kulay namin. result? green. away talaga to...

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Things to do:

1. Revise Marketing Research (UAI Study)
2. Create a Marketing Plan (So, sana ma-rush na agad ang survey para walang cramming.)
3. Study Consumer Behaviour (K. Good luck, 9 chapters ata ang Finals.)
4. CJ Mag (Lay-out)
5. Distribution Management (Choose a product and develop a distribution channel.)
6. Organizational Behaviour (Research & report)

1.  Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
      "Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
      "Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
      "What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
      "Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
      "I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
      "You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
      "I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
      "I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
      "Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
      "It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
      "I know right? It's so kaka!"
      "Kaka?"
      "Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral kazeh haydowanah make bagsak."
      "Me naman, che-chellax lang muna ako."